I'm Susan. From Scotland.
I'm not sure who I am yet so I can't let the world know until I do.
Fandom Alert. Glee, Supernatural, Starkid, Orphan Black, Hannibal, Grey's Anatomy and a shitload more.
Why go out and be a third wheel, when you can stay home and be a unicycle?
Anything Is Possible if you Let Love In.
today in class this guy stole my paper and i just randomly shouted “I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN” and he said “Do they have to be born?” and i just sat down because that was a hella good comeback
WHY ARE YOU GUYS NOT SCREAMING I TRIED TO THREATEN THIS GUY AND HE TURNED IT INTO A BLOW JOB REFERENCE YOU GUYS BETTER BE FUCKING LAUGHINGUm, we were. It was a great cumback
OH. MY. GOD. I SNORTED
((Finally. Progress. I love you Germany))
What I like the most about this is that “Freund” means both friend and boyfriend in German (it’s the same with “Freundin” as friend or girlfriend), so you can read this as either (or change it to boyfriend only after they explain homosexuality) and it’s still perfect.